If you are not intellectual you’ll never get these 20 jokes

Here’s a list of 20 jokes that only intellectuals will understand (found originally on Tickld)… how many do you get?

My two favorites:

  • “It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.”
  • “Helium walk into a bar and orders a beer.  The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here!”  Helium doesn’t react.”